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I know what you're thinking.
You’re thinking this is going to be another one of those stories where a boy goes to a magical, castley* wizard school and spends many years (and books) discovering its ancient secrets and becoming an all-powerful megadude.*
Let me make this clear: That’s NOT what happens in this book.
Don’t get me wrong; I love that type of story.
They are, by and large, better—and happier—than this one. I wish I could have stayed at Skelligard for years. That would have been nice. I might have even learned how to be a proper wizard. But I’m too unlucky for predictable plots and fairy-tale endings. The truth is, I was at school for barely a day before I got broadsided by a little thing called destiny. After that, I only came back when I needed to steal something or stock up on snacks.
*Castley is not a word.
*Megadude isn’t a word either, but it should be. Please help me make it a word by using it all the time. Especially on social media. And at WalMart. Just whisper it as you pass other shoppers.
—Excerpt from Simon Fayter and the Doors of Bone
This set collects all five books of Simon Fayter and comes complete with portal potties and a button that makes sheep fall from the sky. If you like snarky heroes, sly humor, and lightning-paced action, then you'll love Austin J. Bailey's coming-of-age quest. Fit for the whole family and perfect for long-time fans of the genre, Simon Fayter is different from wizards you have met before:
Other wizards have wise old guides; Simon’s teacher is the school misfit.
Other wizards luck their way into power; Simon gains his the old-fashioned way—through a thousand years of hard work.
Other wizards ride huge, powerful, dragons. Simon’s dragon is two inches tall, habitually reclusive, and lives (rather painfully) in Simon’s left boot. And he's NEVER helpful.
Okay, okay. Almost never…
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